3/30: Everything is Better (with Guns)

Start here.

Take a minute.

Now, imagine what else could be awesome if you added guns.

Raggedy Ann and Andy (have guns).

A visit to the strip club (with guns).

First date, long walk on the beach (somebody has a gun).

The National Republican Convention (and everybody has a gun... this one almost happened).

Pop helps Junior assemble his first train set (where'd that gun come from?)

The first time open reader (has a gun).


The opportunities are endless.


Take a gander at A Little Black by Brendan Constantine.  I couldn't find one of his Letters to Guns online, so this will have to do.