11/30: B Movie Mania!

You've just been handed your first paid commission as a poet.  No, really this kind of thing happens.


Make a list of five B Movies.  If you need help with titles, go to this B-Movie Title Generator which automatically updates, or you can make a list up to 20 titles long here.


Now, write a poem about/for/summarizing this movie.  It could be the opening credits.  A monologue by one of the characters (Sharktopus' Soliloquy!).  Maybe they want a press release.  Or just write the movie as a poem.  Go crazy.


Check out Lawrence Raab's "Attack of the Crab Monsters" here.