This is where the Idiots attempt to part you and your money. We've got it all. We've got cds. We've got books. We've got apparel. We'll even suggest stuff for you to buy from others. Proceed with caution, and spend a lot.
 

               Two Idiots Peddling Poetry: Expolore Your Idiocy CD
Hear the idiots (Steve Ramirez & Ben Trigg) showcase their poetry in two live performances that dazzled audiences. You'll get nearly one full hour of idiocy to cherish for a lifetime. Proceeds go to support the weekly reading!


$10.00  please email host@poetryidiots.com for ordering info
 

               Long Beach Slam Team 2002 CD
Help the Long Beach Slam Team pay for their trip to Nationals in Minneapolis by buying this amazing cd featuring:
Buddy Wakefield, RAC, Rachel Kann, Nafeesa Monroe, Michael Cirelli, and
Slaminatrix Mindy Netifee

$15.00 please email slam@poetryidiots.com for ordering info
 

           Two Idiots Peddling Poetry Store
Here's your chance to share your idiocy with everyone. We've got shirts, we've got hats, we've got coasters, and wall clocks. When you buy Two Idiots Peddling Poetry merchandise, no one will ever question your idiocy again. We recommend the baby doll tee to the left for the ladies, and the Explore Your Idiocy boxers for the men. Follow the link below to see what's available.

Two Idiots Peddling Poetry Store

           Big Damn Poetry Slam Store
Support the 2003 Orange County Slam Team by purchasing the fine goods offered here. Products feature the Big Damn Poetry Slam logo and the ever popular Rule #3: It's not about you. Follow the link below to start the spending frenzy.


Big Damn Poetry Slam Store

           The Idiots Recommend Stuff
If you feel like buying something, but aren't sure what, let us suggest a thing or two. If you know what you want, but would like to help us out, then go to amazon.com through the graphic at the left and we'll get a percentage of what you spend. If you'd like to see what we're recommending, go HERE.